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Current mood:

amused

The Apocalypse and my brother
So, on this fine night, dunno how we came to talk about it, but the subject of the Apocalypse wiggle it's little arse inside our conversation.

Now before you read the rest of this post, be aware that my little brother (of 13) uses the term 'box' as in boxing the sport where other men throttle each other in the ring. He also uses the term 'playboy', but you'll see what I mean...

So, on this fine conversation he turns to me and says:

"What do you think the Apocalypse is?"

I turned to him, with a frankly blank stare and said "No idea, never thought about it"

So, in turn, the brat turns to me and says, and I quote:

"The Apocalypse is when, God opens up the clouds, looks down and gives a full out 'box', then looks at the destruction and says: 'You lose, playboy'"

So you can clearly see why I'm literally ROFL right now.